I don’t know about you guys but for me, 2016 is turning into a real shit show. Here are some rules to follow to keep yourself out of trouble.


This is way easier said than done but sometimes compromise is necessary. I never like to compromise, it implies that you were a weakling or wrong in some way. Plus, compromise with a less than desirable person can be almost like pulling teeth. But, according to some legit studies you need to adjust the way you think to fit each moment if you want to survive in this world.  You also need to be able to move on- which makes invention possible. I hate change.


You can worry all you want but staying optimistic can prevent you from getting wrinkles and allows you to avoid those nasty frown lines. If you believe you can get out of any situation you find yourself in you’re probably moving in the right direction.
According to a bunch of studies you are actually a healthier person if you’re optimistic. I don’t really know how they would measure that. And I don’t know how you measure optimism either, but i’m just including this bc its obviously a good thing to be.



Eve knew what she was doing when she took that apple. I think. In any case, it was all Adam;’s fault. Even if people think your instincts are bizarre and strange tell those haters to be gone.
Here’s something weird I found on the topic- its totally new world weirdo shit but…..:
Here are seven ways I’ve learned to uncover and trust in my intuition:
1.     Identify and release your core-beliefs.
1.     Let go of childhood hurt.
1.     Listen to your gut.
1.     Forgive self-harm.
1.     Break the bonds of attachments and resentments.
Nothing good comes from stress. Even doctors will tell you that. Cher reminds us how to relax when she described her father’s 50th birthday and people came that like DID NOT RSVP.


” So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. ’cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much. “


Working hard gives you a thick layer of confidence that obviously will work miracles in the rest of your life.

Working hard is also important when you are hazing freshman girls by throwing condiments on them and then driving them through a carwash. Then later you should still work hard at having the best night at an impromptu party at the water tower.

You should definitely work hard when you are trying to advocate for the rights of blacks and you should work hard when you are just trying to be a bad ass. Basically: Just always work hard.



You can’t get everything right all the time but you have to keep trying.  Kate tried hard to beat obesity and won that battle!

No for real, we fall plenty of times and thats not the really bad part. the really bad part is when you stay down.


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